Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished.
I was driving home and I decided to do the squeegee to this girl I saw during gridlock.
by The Super Huge Big Man August 7, 2010
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Pressing down and along the vagina with the heel of you palm to 'squeegee' out excess moisture or lubricant for maximum friction during sex.
I gave her a good squeegee right before I fucked her.
by shrdlu May 26, 2013
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A posi virus that will kill if untreated after 5 mins
Person 1 : Yo do u have squeegee
Person 2: Yh
*Person 2 Dies*

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by iloveitzyssjdhsjsndb August 16, 2023
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When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick
I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off
by Greg the squeegeer March 13, 2014
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When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.
"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."
by amfjmr February 9, 2005
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Another word for main squeeze, a squeegee is a boy friend or girlfriend.
"You and your squeegee going to the club tonight?
by Darion August 3, 2007
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For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy

For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.

Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch
For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."

For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch
by PWN Appetit October 26, 2011
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