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The Southern Toboggan

The Southern Toboggan: n - the act of placing one's scrotum ontop of another person's head in such a fashion that the sight resembles a winter toboggan with a ball on top

The Southern Toboggan: v - physically placing one's scrotum ontop of another person's head in such a fashion that the sight resembles a winter toboggan with a fluffy ball on top
Jeff, I gave your sister the southern toboggan last night, she liked it a lot and let them sit there all night and then blew on them later.
The Southern Toboggan by STman July 31, 2006

The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

Beets of the Southern Wild Burger 

A burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"

The Southern Illinois Porker 

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.
Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

The Southern Meal 

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.
1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

The Southern Jewfro 

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.
"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

Note: this is something stupid i wrote cause this couldn't be blank