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Hitting the sled

Sports reference to simulate the act of having sex with a larger woman with her legs over your shoulders, particularly after last call at the bar.
Joe- Hey did you hook up last night?
Mike- Nah I got stuck with Sheila hitting the sled.
Hitting the sled by Jawn Solo January 22, 2017

Ride the banana sled 

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store
"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

riding the palm sled

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

the canadian sled dog 

occurs while several women are in doggy style position. You start yipping and barking as if to have an orgasm. Instead when they turn around you piss in there faces making a statement that your the ALPHA male and there your BITCHES.
So I had a foursome last night with Laura, Jo, and Erin. I so used the Canadian Sled dog on them. That will keep them in line for a few days.
the canadian sled dog by Fullek August 26, 2010

The Red Sled 

A sexual act where a female is on her period and a male removes her tampon and proceeds to place the tampon in her butthole, then begins sexual intercourse.
I gave your mom the red sled last night man it was awesome.
The Red Sled by steelpat September 19, 2014

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)
have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON