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The Dirty SL 

A small town nobody has ever heard of, complete with trashy gazebos the trailer kids smoke weed in, and underpaid bitter teachers in both high schools. Half of the kids are anime freaks that think they're animals, and the other half are stoner losers who think weed makes them look cool. No other city is nearly as trashy as the Dirty SL.
Kid 1: Hey, I smoke weed and haven't brushed my teeth since 2nd grade, what town should I move to?

Kid 2: The Dirty SL, my man.
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THE DIRTY SL 

the dirty sl is the most white, trashy city in michigan. All of the girls post on their snapchat stories whenever they get tropical smoothie or starbucks, and they are obsessed with lululemon and pink. They are the boujeest sluts on the planet. the guys are all jerks and they are mostly ugly stoner trash. You will find all of the middle schoolers in mcdonalds or taco bell on fridays causing havoc. They like to vape in the bathrooms and highschoolers come and deal weed. everyone is obsessed with fortnite and girls make up petty drama over nothing. everyone sends nudes and the guys are horny as shit. U will find the stoners at mchattie between 12am and 6am smoking bowls. All of the teachers are perverts so i decided to make an account i will fucking go down in sl history u piece of shit. respect alayna jackson nigga.PLEASE SOMEONE THIS IS A CALL FOR HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITTY TOWN.
eww look at that dirty hoe u know shes from the dirty sl
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The Dirty SL 

Another name for South Lyon, Michigan. The creator is unknown. Most of the girls are ugly sluts, and most of the guys are annoying douche bags. Everyone that lives here would much rather live somewhere else. Alot of shit talking and drama goes down in The Dirty SL.
Bob: "Oh look at that slut.."
Fred: "She must be from The Dirty SL."

The Electric Sl(ID)e 

Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar
Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks

(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)

The Slipping into Darkness Rule 

The Slipping into Darkness Rule — this rule says: if you hear any part or portion of the song Slipping in Darkness by War in a movie, documentary, or television show; then, THAT’S JUST SOMEBODY’S ASS! Somebody is ‘bout to die or become incarcerated.

Period.

The ultimate song for foreshadowing in urban themed movies
The Slipping into Darkness Rule Can be seen in application in the following media presentations. If you hear this song That’s just somebody’s ass. Period!!!!

Mayans MC season 3 episode 1
Maplethorpe

The Get Down season 1 Episode 5
Suicide Squad
Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. Season 1 Episode 1
American Me
The Deuce season 1 episode 1 (Pilot Episode)

The Man Behind The Slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
Friend: "I officially killed six kids. I am the man behind the slaughter"

Ski Mask The Slump God 

a great sound cloud rapper that should make XXL Freshman
Hey, have you heard that new Ski Mask The Slump God album?