the shutdown 

The unfortunate state of being in receipt of the cold shoulder from the object of one's desire.

Q: "You still tryna talk to Taemia?"
A: "Nah bro, I got the shutdown last week when she found out I had dated her twin sister. Go figure."

the shutdown by redgyul September 23, 2004

The Afterfuck Shutdown 

The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.

Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown

The Afterfuck Shutdown by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013

The Hard-Shutdown 

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out

clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!

The Hard-Shutdown by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024