THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

the salad glove 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

the salad glove by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

The Salad Gang 

The salad gang is a group of streamers/influencers. In this group is Karl Jacobs, Tina kitten, Corpse husband, BrookeAB, Emma Langevin, 5up, and Sykunno.

I love The Salad Gang so much!

The Salad Gang by QuacksLove January 26, 2022

the salad dressing 

"The salad dressing" is an idiomatic expression used to describe a situation where something bad or negative is added to an already terrible thing, making it even worse. This phrase is often used to express a sense of imperfection or loss, at times even degeneracy.

"so that guy did insert thing here"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"

the salad dressing by thesuperpizzalegend37 March 30, 2024

Ross the Salad 

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

Ross the Salad by rossydear January 18, 2021

Germinate the Salad 

Germinate the Salad = Cum in da Butt

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

Germinate the Salad by Alimew November 26, 2022

Dressing the Salad 

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

Dressing the Salad by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010