(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.
Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.
by Jake March 24, 2004
a massage
Averaged out to that, so I rounded up a little bit. Either way, I am gonna need one of your rubdowns.
by dsemblano May 3, 2011
Me and Sarah were hanging out and she was giving me a rooftop rubdown and then her dad saw us. It was so worth it
by Robert E. Horny February 7, 2017
The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.
John: Dude how far did you get?
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
by KaminL,Nitsuku,StoneDeath,Fego August 9, 2010
The term used when an unsuspecting victim is rubbed with spices, followed by a slap in the face- with a sausage.
by ProfessorBeard June 11, 2009
The act of defecating in another's rectum by way of a funnel. Then having your own fecal matter splattered back onto your chest as your partner proceeds to rub there buttocks up and down.
by Dale Weaver June 26, 2007
The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.
Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?
by Chris Moschetti September 9, 2006