Pat the Roo

A literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. Although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm going to go Pat the Roo"

"I don't need to hear that!, just clean up afterwards"

"What?"

Pat the Roo by naturlichHansNassIst January 29, 2012

Smack the roo 

Early 17th century. From Latin, smackus de roois. Theory of origin: from the time of Seneca; first noted use in Letters from a Stoic. From the verb, "smacka-da-roo," signifying a real up-and-comer, go-getter, straight-shooter, and other hyphenated synonyms. One who "smacks the roo," from Augustus Caesar on to Joan of Arc and to present-day Margaret Thatcher, is not afraid to take charge of any given situation, to be the captain of their soul, the master of their fate. Made popular by "Invictus," Wiliam Ernest Henley. Also made popular by certain intrepid Australians smacking kangaroos, but let's not get into that...

Babushka: Did you see how MC pretty pants got that promotion at AWS through sheer hard work and effort?
Macushla: Yeah, she's pretty awesome. She's been known to smack the roo from time to time, but she must've really smacked the roo in that last quarter.

Smack the roo by Babushk September 19, 2019

smash the roo 

Similar to the well known act of " fuck the dog " . To do nothing.

Yesterday, I had a lot to do but I decided to smash the roo instead

smash the roo by johndevenne August 31, 2010

Fresh off the roo 

can be used to describe anything that has recently been parted from its source.

Man that weed is fresh off the roo!

Fresh off the roo by the one with the yellow pants September 29, 2008

Ick on everything in the roo

A classic Australian saying.

(reference to Skippy T's video, "I Google Translated Mario Wonder 100 Times")

"Ah, ick on everything in the roo, mate!"

Ick on everything in the roo by idk125677 March 16, 2026

The Ol' Rusty-Roo

The Ol' Rusty-Roo is performed in the most desperate times. The art Ol' Rusty-Roo dates back from eons and eons ago. The following are the steps you must take to perform the Ol' Rusty-Roo:
1.) Obtain a step-sister.
2.) With her consent, pin her to the ground use zip-ties if needed.
3.) As if you were role-playing as dentist, tell her to open wide.
4.) Remove your pantaloons.

5.) Cram your stinky ass into her face, allowing her to lick all your swamp ass from your booty-hole.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ol' Rusty-Roo.

Brenda! It's STEP-SISTER! Now give me the Ol' Rusty-Roo!

The Ol' Rusty-Roo by FawkesDaMan November 10, 2017

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

to have a roo loose in the top paddock by MrKapper July 10, 2006