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A literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. Although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.
"I'm going to go Pat the Roo"

"I don't need to hear that!, just clean up afterwards"

"What?"
by naturlichHansNassIst January 17, 2012

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