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taste the random 

When someone gets together with their friends, turns off the lights, and plays "who's in my mouth".
I'm feeling friendly. Let's get drunk and taste the random.
taste the random by Johnny T Ferdo December 19, 2008

the random game 

A game where person A says something random, B replies with the first thing they think of, etc.

Can also be used to confess something to someone.
A: let's play the random game!
B: Okay! apple!
A: Banana!
B: I killed your turtle a year ago.
A: I screwed your girlfriend.
*fistfight*
the random game by Robbyn:) June 9, 2011

The Random Game 

A game in which two participants go back and forth throwing out random words. It's not supposed to make much sense, and there isn't really a way to win unless you play the more risque version of the game.

In the risque version, the players still throw out random words, but at some point, one of the players (usually the one who proposed that they play the game) tells the other one a deep, dark secret. This secret may or may not involve the other person or their life, and the other person might come back with a secret of their own. The person with the deepest, darkest secret can "win," even though the random game isn't "winnable," per se.

The risque version is usually more common in forms of communication other than face-to-face, such as texting or IMing. The fact that the players are miles away from each other temporarily saves the secret-teller from a potential ass-kicking. The clean version can be played through just about any means.

Both versions can go on for theoretically any amount of time, although the risque version usually ends quickly due to the awkwardness/anger caused by the secret-telling.

Long story short, if someone asks you to play the random game.....they probably have a confession to make. I suggest you either brace yourself or decline the offer.
The Risque Version:

Jack: Hey bro, let's play the random game.
Tom: Okay, dude.
Jack: Tree.
Tom: Carton.
Jack: I fucked your sister the other night.
Tom: She fucked your brother that same day.
Jack: .........
Tom: I win.

Molly: Let's play the random game!
Trisha: Okay.
Molly: Couch.
Trisha: Bagels.
Molly: Bridge.
Trisha: Telephone.
Molly: I walked in on your husband doing it with a dude.
Trisha: WTF?!?!
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The clean version:
Billy: Let's play the random game!
Bobby: Okay!
Billy: Sun!
Bobby: Food!
Billy: Wheel!
Bobby: Gate!
(participants continue to say random words)
The Random Game by Alie rawr October 27, 2011

what the random. 

The best page on facebook, home to geeks, nerds, and other outcasts. New photos are uploaded everyday by the author and the fans.
Person 1- What the random. is hilarious, the photos he posts every day are great.
Person 2- Yeah, but the last photo is always some creepy black and white shot.

what the random 

expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.
Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.

Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?
what the random by bokonon June 12, 2005

out of the random 

to be out of subject of wut was last said
it was so out of the random for you to say i want a moped
out of the random by ShelbyLee April 25, 2006