the poor devil 

A phrase used for empathy on an individual who is in pain or upset.

60s Batman : The poor devil, he's been assaulted with a root beer bottle! (Episode "The Devil's Fingers").

the poor devil by Cerebrate 1138 July 17, 2016

The Poor Man's Platty 

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.

Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."

The Poor Man's Platty by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016

the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

the poor man always buys twice by BMc2 September 19, 2023

seven sisters of the poor 

A saying which refers to a shitty opponent, generally a cupcake team in a sporting event.

Matt: "St. Joe's is the BOMB!!! 20-0 bitch, we're AWESOME!!!"
Alex: "Any half decent team would be 20-0 after playing the seven sisters of the poor like they have."
Matt: "Well I never!"

seven sisters of the poor by Nick D May 28, 2004

Taxing The Poor 

Slang term for Masturbating

I just walked in on johnny taxing the poor, it was hilarious.

Taxing The Poor by PBRallday September 26, 2009

picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

picking on the poor by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale 

A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.

Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale by Professorjpj January 30, 2022