the playingo effect 

The term used for people that you get the slightest contact with them (even by looking at pictures of them is enough) gets you an increased chance (100%) of autism

i think he got the playingo effect be aware

the playingo effect by AtiPLS December 30, 2017

If there is grass on the playing field 

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.

"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"

If there is grass on the playing field by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006

the playingo effect 

The term used for members which you get contact in provide an insanely high (100%) chance to gain severe autism.

smh thats what i call the playingo effect

the playingo effect by playingoisretardeedde April 22, 2018

playing the field 

When a person dates numerous people but is in no serious relationships.

Michael was almost happy that his girlfriend broke up with him because he was looking forward to playing the field.

playing the field by Bruwres July 22, 2009

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

playing the fool 

To act in a silly manner in order to amuse other people.

Tommy: Everybody, look what I can do! *makes a silly face*
Teacher: Tommy! Stop playing the fool and finish your maths!

Parents: Don't you be a bad boy Johnny, Don't you slip up Or play the fool.
Johnny: Oh no ma, oh no da, I'll be your golden boy. I will obey ev'ry golden rule.

playing the fool by Kilokahn May 10, 2013

Playing the flute 

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

Playing the flute by Bargertron December 7, 2018