In the British TV series they referred to a 'Ribbed Nobbler' and they were obviously talking about a condom. Well, it was blokes talking.
by Kenh May 4, 2007
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Mandy gave me the best nobbler I'd ever received.
by B. Sure January 16, 2003
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The act of getting a handjob from a double amputee.
Kim just gave Jack a nobbler, nice.
by RonDwayne August 17, 2016
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n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.
That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.
by Electrorocket May 29, 2009
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Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
by zickhyt June 19, 2011
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one who nobbles the cob, ie: one who engages in oral sex with a male.
betty sure is a cob nobbler!
by rod handler March 25, 2005
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