On the natch

To be "on the natch" is to be in a natural state, without being intoxicated by drink or drugs. "Natch" being a shortened version of natural and "On the" being a prepositional prefix.

In context, to be on the natch would be going on a night out sober.

"Hey you out tonight?"

"Yeah, I mean I've got no money so I'll be on the natch tonight, but I'll hang out with you guys."

"No one has ever enjoyed your company sober, you are a depressive, drag on all our buzzes and we all wish you would die."

On the natch by LeastGhomie June 10, 2013

I'm just here for the nachos 

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it

Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!

I'm just here for the nachos by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012

rocked the nachos 

a person, occurrence, or item that is deemed extravagant or awe inspiring.

that spliff rocked the nachos.

rocked the nachos by faye s. January 9, 2009

The Cheesy Nacho 

the act of getting a footjob while on the shitter, while having dihharea. when your at your climax you scream "uh, yeah, im gonna give it to you cheesy!"

holy shit man, this girl was horny, so we went in my bathroom and i gave her the cheesy nacho, it was sensual.

The Cheesy Nacho by Pat Macca December 26, 2007

The spicy Nacho

When a male make nacho dip inside a females vagina then diping chips and eating them

an example of The spicy nacho is the chili cheese nachos

The spicy Nacho by cjm1893 August 14, 2011

Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025