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Ride The Mist 

Is the feeling of sexual euphoria one experiences during the act of Vaping.
This is the most amazing vape I've ever experienced. That's when you Ride the Mist!
Ride The Mist by wizardelite September 18, 2013

Maid of the mist 

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.
"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

Gorillas in the mist 

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”

Douchebags in the mist 

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.
Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.
Douchebags in the mist by condoman September 29, 2008

The Maid Of The Mist 

(V) right before the point of male ejaculation, the male positions himself behind a normal household fan, and erupts into the back of the speeding fan, whilst the female graciously awaits the delicious mist of nut nectar all over her face
After I fucked Sarah, i blew my load all over her like The Maid Of The Mist
The Maid Of The Mist by Rob Brady September 8, 2006

Gorillas in the mist 

The process of smoking a blunt in the bathroom when the shower is running hot water, the door is toweled, the windows are closed, and the lighting is optional.
Person 1: Gorillas in the mist nigga?
Person 2: Fuck that shit bro, our water bill is already too high!
Person 3: Dude, fuck it, too hot for me...
Person 4: Set that shit up!
Person 1: The shower is already running!
Person 2: Let's just smoke it out here!
Person 1,then all: PUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSYY!