A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.

The fan usually does this in a post like this:

1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.

2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"

3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.

4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented

Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.

Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.

Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.

Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!

Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
by Tom11983 August 03, 2008
An annoying boy band that consists of absolutely NO Straight-Guy fans..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009
a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''

even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers

ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?

people have bad taste in music

ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
by Huntiong, Jung March 24, 2009
the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.

a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.

mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.

Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111

Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
by hfdskt5798347 July 08, 2009
The definition of everything that is wrong with music in this day and age.
Teenage girl 1: OMG OMG OMG The Jo Bro's!!! there so awesome!!!

Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!

Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o
by But, Honestly July 09, 2010
A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
by Justine Beatle lover August 19, 2009
The Jonas Brothers are a group of young boys who disgrace every musician in the world today. It is a known fact that, they do not even play their instruments, instead relying on their backing band for the music. The Jonas Brothers are nothing more than an industry-created group, aimed at young girls to increase revenue and make filthy jews more rich. Fuck the Jonas Brothers, fuck their families and fuck everyone who has ever listened to any of their songs.
"Hey man, have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?"

"You are no longer my friend, because of what you just said. Go kill yourself and never talk to me again."
by Frankenbeans October 12, 2009
Modern day Osmond brothers.
Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?

Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!

Guy: Wow, they suck.

Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JonasHater March 04, 2009
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