2 definitions by Zipitty
A fruity 3 "man" band who "sing" about friendship and such. 99% of the girl teen population has a weird obsession over them. Every girl who is in love with them has an I.Q. lower than a fish.
The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.
The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.
fan girl-" OMJ I SAW THE JONAS BROTHERS ON TV LAST NIGHT AND I PEED A LITTLE AND CRYED!!!!!!!!1111!!!!"
Smart person-"stfu please?"
Smart person-"stfu please?"
by Zipitty September 7, 2009
A Disney white trash hick with a voice that can damage your hearing. You may have seen her show "Hannah Montanna" known for her pathetic "acting." You may know her also for being a "Childrens role model" even though about 7 photos of her are leaked each day of her being a slut, for example: Pulling down her training bra, pole dancing, giving out blow jobs, making out with her 23 year old ex who moved in with her even though she is 16. ect.
If you're wondering how such a talentless loser got this far in life, you can thank her daddy for that. Her fame was spoon fed to her by her one hit wonder father Billy ray Cyrus. Many pro Miley fan girls will tell the Miley haters, "Leave her alonnnneeee! youre jus JEALOUS!" (Because who would'nt be Jealous of an ugly trailer trash girl with effed up teeth who lowers her self to a part time prostitute.) Fan girls will also say, "Those picturres arnt sluttyyyyy!!!!111! Shes just being a teen!!!!!11!!! (Because don't all teens put pictures on the net of them giving blowjobs, and showing off their 32-A boobs.)
If you're wondering how such a talentless loser got this far in life, you can thank her daddy for that. Her fame was spoon fed to her by her one hit wonder father Billy ray Cyrus. Many pro Miley fan girls will tell the Miley haters, "Leave her alonnnneeee! youre jus JEALOUS!" (Because who would'nt be Jealous of an ugly trailer trash girl with effed up teeth who lowers her self to a part time prostitute.) Fan girls will also say, "Those picturres arnt sluttyyyyy!!!!111! Shes just being a teen!!!!!11!!! (Because don't all teens put pictures on the net of them giving blowjobs, and showing off their 32-A boobs.)
by Zipitty September 7, 2009