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Mary the Iguana

Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.

Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.
Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.

A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!
Mary the Iguana by Dr-Lekter December 13, 2008

squeezing the iguana 

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
squeezing the iguana by bullet88 January 10, 2009

Feeding the iguana

If you know you know.
Chaz- Jeff and I got stuck feeding the iguana
Randy- Bro that's nasty

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's 

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's
Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

The Winking Iguana 

When a woman's breasts point in opposite directions (iguana boobs) while one nipple is erect and the other is flacid, therefore making her chest look like and Iguana is winking.
Man 1: hey did you see that chicks titties last night?
Man 2: ya man. total the winking iguana. i felt like i was jurassic park.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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