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Hashtag and the her too's 

A way to mock the overused #metoo movement, mostly used by libtard feminists who consider even a simple compliment by a white male as harassment.
Damn, I gave Katie a compliment about how nice her new sneakers looked and she flipped out on me and said I was harassing her. I bet she took to Twitter and Facebook to join the hashtag and the her too's.

Hash tags and the her toos

Groups of Feminist women who frequently and often classify anything even a simple compliment as harassment.
I gave Katie a simple compliment about how nice her new shoes looked and she freaked out on me. Then immediately picked up her iPhone to go on Twitter to join the hash tags and the her toos. Only in liberal post-obummer America where anything a white male says about a women or minority is considered racist or sexist.

slip her the tongue 

Short for, to French kiss a girl using your tongue

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.
“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss 

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss
"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

throw her the lumber 

to want to fuck her
the skank wanted me to throw her the lumber last night.