The fritz conspiracy says that after a good party at home, everyone must visit the fritz.
Dude, we had such a crazyparty. Now we have to get rid of all the champagne bottles. Shit, we're going to have to go to Fritz. It's a conspiracy, by Fritz! The Fritz Conspiracy again!
When you go down on a girl with a rather large forehead, ejaculate on your penis then slap it on the females forehead. Whilst doing so shout "dickhead"
Person 1: I heard you brought her back to yours last night.
Person 2: yeh mate I gave her the fritzleach