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The fritz leach 

When you go down on a girl with a rather large forehead, ejaculate on your penis then slap it on the females forehead. Whilst doing so shout "dickhead"
Person 1: I heard you brought her back to yours last night.
Person 2: yeh mate I gave her the fritz leach
The fritz leach by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018

on the fritz 

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.
I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.
on the fritz by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

plug in the fritz. 

Origin from South Australia.

A local euphemism for "sexual intercourse".
She's a bit of an alright aye? Wouldn't mind getting an invitation to plug in the fritz.

Tell me more? Tell me more? did you plug in the fritz?
plug in the fritz. by ShitAdelaide February 21, 2017

On the fritz 

Used to refer to when things temporarily break down.

Now used to describe a person or persons falsely imprisoning and raping family members, similar to being 'on the rob'.
'I haven't seen Dave for a while'
'I hear he's on the fritz'
On the fritz by msra8 January 5, 2010

on the fritz 

the act of being crazy high
“ guys I’m on the fuckin fritz right now”

“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night
on the fritz by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018

Fritz the Cat

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.
Fritz the Cat by Elizabeth Bliss August 15, 2011