The Fornander 

When a male, who is currently penetrating a female in a doggy style position, pulls his penis out of her vagina, lowers himself and places his penis between her legs, and proceeds to reach around her thigh and give himself a handjob.

I got tired of the ol' in and out and decided I need the Fornander!

The Fornander by Salsa2112 July 22, 2010

The Electric Hernandez 

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.

Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...

The Electric Hernandez by lipsmanless September 22, 2012

the Mike Hernandez 

a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.

whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.

the Mike Hernandez by JayRyder April 16, 2005

The Feliciano Hernandez

verb. after pleasuring a girl oraly, have sex with her hard enough for her to cum twice in one minute, then he finishes in her rear. all while being a tease.

Vinny: bro, I was doing the feliciano hernandez last night with that grenade I brought home.

Ronnie: oh, Sammie LOVES the feliciano hernandez.

The Feliciano Hernandez by SbIGs March 26, 2011

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums 

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

The Flying Fernando

To jump off of a chair onto a chick's nose, and scootch on her face: resulting in doo doo/ ca ca nuggets in her nose. patent pending, patent pending.

Julio gave Guillermina the flying fernando as he screamed, "Ijole que la chingada!"

The Flying Fernando by raulbone December 18, 2008

The Real Matthew Fernandes 

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

The Real Matthew Fernandes by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020