when you've had a few too many and you want to say bro, but then decide to say buddy, your brain combines the two to make BRUDDY
can you believe Jay was so wasted last night, his drunk ass spit out the word bruddy?
v. - involves a group of buddys at a bar trying to win the bet of who can 'entertain' the nastiest, biggest, woman at the bar that night.
holy shit, i don't believe travis went so low in order to win the buffalo hunt at city limits last weekend.
a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.
whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.
n - A guy who's a dick on purpose; a cocky motherfucker who thinks his shit smells like fresh roses every day of the week; someone you don't like.
"Hey man why aren't you inviting Parks to the lake with us?"
"Because that cockboy won't ride behind anything but his X-STAR."
adj. no rub is what you would point out about an attractive female in a bikini and notice when legs together the top of her thighs don't touch.
Oh man you check out Jess in that bikini, no rub bruddy
boozing too much in order to puke up the food you ate during the day to keep from gaining weight.
Stacy is big fan of beerlimia in order to keep that slamming body.
n. Gut of a fat woman, usually making her shirt stretch out around the stomach area.
"OH FUCK! Do you see the tire on that chick! Her fat ass should not be wearing that!"