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big chief turd in the face 

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!
There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

Why the face 

Ty Burrell's character Phil Dunphy thinks that wtf means this
"I'm a hip dad. I text. Lol: laugh out loud, omg: oh my god, wtf: why the face?"

Mental In The Face

The most extreme form of mental.
- When you're able to clearly identify someone who is mental through the natural look on their face, despite them acting in an otherwise rational and sane manner.
- Ideal as an insult; typically a step up from mental or mental in the head, but can also be used as a description of how someone looks. For example; if they genuinely look as though they are about to massacre an orphanage.
- Look, if he's such a good friend, then why can't you just be honest with him?
- Honest? Are you mental in the face? Imagine how that would look.

Thomas Leone is mental in the face. But if you ever say this to his mental face, he will roundhouse you in the prick.
Mental In The Face by Thomas Leone October 21, 2009

bitin speakers in the face 

The lyric “bath salt, bitin speakers in the face” is used in the song Lemon by N.E.R.D & Rihanna. It refers to a case in Florida a few years ago where a man was on bath salts and cannibalized another person, biting their face.
Bath, bath salt, bitin speakers in the face

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood 

The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

To the face

To attack with enthusiasm and ferocity, most often used when speaking of alcoholic beverages "SHOTS TO THE FACE!" but can be applied to other circumstances, see below:
Jagerbombs to the face!  Funnel to the face!  Late night pizza to the face!  Motorboat to the face!   Newport to the face! (vacation)  Fenway to the face! (sporting event)
This can also be communicated as the acronym "TTF" or "2TF"
To the face by Darb2TF August 31, 2012