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Ralph "the eye" C 

Ralph C is a hardcore fighter, He could be found working in a town called Babylon on Strong Island. He's better known by his nickname "THE EYE" this is because he's known for bitching people out by giving them the eye. He actually forced the softest kid he worked with in the meat department to QUIT. He knows how to make his money! And being a cashier isn't his only or main way to make bread but more of a cover up as an excuses on where he makes his income! He's known for having all of his boys back and has never gave bad advise.
Ralph "the eye" C was doing throw backs when he saw a softy in the meat department grilling him like he's big, so Ralph gave this kid "THE EYE" and the kid got shook and QUIT!
Ralph "the eye" C by MM99 December 19, 2010
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Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.
Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
The Eye Contact Rule by PeboMan April 18, 2017

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock 

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.
Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

Catcher In the Eye

A pornographic reference to "Catcher in the rye." It refers to the fact of cumming i.e. ejaculating in a female's eye
Holy mother of god! Look at those guys surrounded around that girl; they are definitely goin’ to catcher in the eye!

cum shot to the eye 

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight
jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye