the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005

the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

the emo swoop

a comb-over for your face

"that dood's face is trollish!"

"yeah, thank god he has the emo swoop"

by Kossuth April 12, 2007

the emo swoop

The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.

The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.

by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008

the emo swoop

The beautiful flowing hair of one who listens to Hawthorne Heights.

Look at the emo swoop on Mr. Smith :D

by Vicky K April 18, 2006

the emo swoop

the hottest style of hair pertaining to guys. it occurs when the hair is grown out in front long enought to swoop over the eyes.

wow. look at that hot guy over there, he has sports the emo swoop

by bop March 10, 2005

emo swoop

the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.

Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.

by Skidizzle August 30, 2006