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the emo swoop 

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."
this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.
the emo swoop by john March 14, 2005

the emo swoop 

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.
After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.
the emo swoop by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

the emo swoop 

a comb-over for your face
"that dood's face is trollish!"

"yeah, thank god he has the emo swoop"
the emo swoop by Kossuth April 17, 2007

the emo swoop 

The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.
The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
the emo swoop by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008

the emo swoop 

The beautiful flowing hair of one who listens to Hawthorne Heights.
Look at the emo swoop on Mr. Smith :D
the emo swoop by Vicky K August 29, 2008

the emo swoop 

the hottest style of hair pertaining to guys. it occurs when the hair is grown out in front long enought to swoop over the eyes.
wow. look at that hot guy over there, he has sports the emo swoop
the emo swoop by bop March 10, 2005

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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