The Dianne 

A cheap but effective drink that will get you royally blitzed off your rocker. The traditional form usually consists of 3/4 Coconut Parrot Bay and 1/4 lemonade. Another popular form is morning tea mixed with your go to cheap shitty vodka preferably Caldwells. Results may vary from blacking out and doing stupid shit to sleeping with people who are 3x older than you or half your age. Appropriately named after a hardass who knows how to booze.

Johnny housed The Dianne in an hour and needless to say woke up naked in the park with multiple cougar numbers in his phone.

Ted got lit off of a Dianne and proceeded to shit off a balcony railing.

The Dianne by patpoppa369 April 30, 2011

ringing the dinner bell 

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.

ringing the dinner bell by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

The Dinner Club 

A small group of roughly ten members that meets regularly on Friday evenings around a heaping platter of steak, chalupas, Diet Coke and Mentos, or any other notably manly dinner entree (usually prepared by a restaurant of some kind). Dinner locations are chosen prior to the meetings, and can range anywhere from Taco Bell to IHOP, depending on current funds and transportation availability.
Post-dinner, members will take anywhere from five to ten minutes within the parking lot discussing what type of shenanigans will ensue. Activities amongst members include (but are not limited to) hedgediving, octopus-hot-sauce-tomfoolery, moving benches, replacing desktop wallpapers, football, launching frozen rice, Scattegories, shopping cart races, nature walks, jumping on poo covered trampolines, lawl-she's-so-hot conversations, munging, munging with teachers, mung offs, Nintendo DS battles, kitten huffing, Tenacious D lipsinkage, defecating on grills, cutting ourselves (on gravel), wenis yanking, kidney poking, going richter, consuming Boss Sauce, loitering, breaking curfew, making horrible Wii puns, street racing, holding indepth discussions about topics that don't have much depth, Slim Jimming, walking down memory lane, glass bottle basketball, loving Little Girls, and anomously cybering with said girls (and by "said girls" we mean "a medieval Knight").

See awesome.
Also see batshit crazy.
Thirdly, see safety.
Finally, if you are not currently a member of TDC, please see gtfo.

All your base are belong to The Dinner Club.

The Dinner Club by The Dinner Club February 28, 2007

The dirty dinner 

The act of not bothering to wash off your genitals between different partners so the last one of the day gets what we call "the dirty dinner"

Man I swear that chick had eaten a barrel of cat shit. She must have got the dirty dinner tonight id bet.

The dirty dinner by Whiteboy502 August 24, 2019

The Italian Dinner 

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.

Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic

The Italian Dinner by Love is a Polaroid March 16, 2023

The Turkey Dinner 

Step one: Stuff the Turkey- stuffing and a wooden spoon are required for this step. As all great turkeys are stuffed first, you must make your woman a great turkey. You have to start with loading her asshole with stuffing, the wooden spoon is needed to really get it in there( avoid her cryis for hel, it means she likes it.)

Step 2: Set oven to 350- in this step you are required to fart, but this is no average fart this is a very heated fart. This is a very delicate process because if you don't quite heat the fart up enough, your lady friend might not come at the right time.(taco bell is helpful to heat the fart up)

Step 3: Add the Gravy- If Taco Bell was consumed to help for the last step, this step will be a piece of cake. You will need to take a shit that is very runny and very fluidy on your lady friends chest. Rub it around. It cannot be a solid shit. This will destroy the process and you'll have to restart.

Step 4: Time to fry the turkey- this process is very painful for the both of you, but it has to be done. You must stick boiling frier oil in the females vagina and fuck her while its still in there.

Disclaimer: if there are any 3rd degree burns, vicious wounds and of fatalities it is not my fault. This was created by Bill Gates in an Applebee's Kitchen on thanksgiving night

-Hey I heard you and Julie has The Turkey Dinner, how did it go?

- She died...

The Turkey Dinner by The Asswipe August 21, 2013

ORIGIN OF THE KESWICK DINNER JACKET 

In 1989 The Keswick Dinner Jacket was introduced to Keswick by Debbie Weddel of Keswick. Over 30 years later, it has become Keswick, Ontario's Biggest Trend!

The Origin of The Keswick Dinner Jacket was introduced by Debbie Weddel of Keswick, Ontario, in 1989.

ORIGIN OF THE KESWICK DINNER JACKET by Dwn2urth March 24, 2022