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beat the chimper

Spank the monkey
The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.
beat the chimper by mafungo January 6, 2015

Clubbing the chimp 

Another term for male masturbation.
I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.
Clubbing the chimp by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

The chimpanzee 

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

Go All Travis-the-Chimp 

A fit of rage or anger. Similar to going postal or opening a can of whup ass. Travis the Chimpanzee was famous for his Old Navy commercials and had to be shot and killed while attacking a woman, tearing most of her face off beyond recognition.
-She will go all Travis-the-Chimp on his ass if she catches him with another woman.

-"Don't make me go all Travis-the-Chimp on you!"
Go All Travis-the-Chimp by Ana317 February 19, 2009

Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.
Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

Travis the Chimped 

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.
"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."
Travis the Chimped by jstruggs February 24, 2009