The Couchman

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.

"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"

by Gaylord Palms January 20, 2010

Couchman

a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up passed out on the couch.

It looks like Brett is the designated Couchman for tonight.

by Big Daddy D Glenn January 20, 2012

Couchman

A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.

I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman

by That one guy DD February 12, 2014

Couchman

Couchman.. also means slag cheat and a liar.

Hi I'm Mrs Couchman and I fuck everything I can just like my mum

by Fishe Rowe November 12, 2017