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The Coolest Jew 

Israel: We want The Coolest Jew to be president.
Austria: Who?
Israel: Oh, we mean Albert Einstein.

the coolest monkey in the jungle 

the coolest monkey in the jungle is outlawed in the US

The Coolest Gal Around

Jebus
Heysoos
Female Son
Horace Greelie
Sitting Bull
Chief Hearer of Stuff
Ruler of Leprechauns
Merriam
Non-Golden-Golden-Child
JS
JJ
J4
Jessica Jyh-Jeh Jou
You wish you could be The Coolest Gal Around.

Arnold: Hey Mommy! I wanna be The Coolest Gal Around for Halloween!
The Coolest Gal Around by UACK December 31, 2003

The coolest dancers 

The coolest dancers always have no drama llama and have lots of goodies to share 😋😋
The coolest dancers are so funny

the coolest man alive 

umm so basically his name is bananafries.. yeah thats pretty awesome.....
Used while speaking to Bananafries... Ex: Hi the coolest man alive. How is your day?

the souperest coolest and best person 

"Do you see the superest coolest and best person there?"

"Oh, you mean nola?"

"Yeah you dumbass, she's the souperest coolest and best person!"