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The Collective Of Zarloff 

An organization dedicated to running around really fast and getting dizzy while reading the scriptures of "THA", the Zarloffian "god". The organization was convened in secret after a drunken bonfire in 1740 after the assassination of the panty god. Little is known about the collective. Some believe the collective will rise up, fail horribly, then resume their drunken antics.
The Zarloffian priest is an ass bag. He's so drunk he cant even slurr properly. This shit sucks....I'm gonna get shit faced now. The collective of Zarloff is made of pandas.
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The Collective Unconscious 

You don't know what this is? READ A BOOK!! IDIOT!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."

Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."

Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"

The Collective Losers 

A group chat on stan Twitter known for pranking multiple users on April Fools Day by impersonating celebrities.
Did you see what The Collective Losers posted today?

The Collective Game 

A phrase created with the purpose of confusing those unaware of "The Collective Game", a series of videos on YouTube attempting to make the viewers fulfill various "Achievements", and instructing on the game.
Pinned YT Comment: The Collective Game.

YT Reply 1: huh?

YT Reply 2: It's for an achievement in that game, don't worry.
The Collective Game by Herakies August 19, 2022

The Collective Game 

A game that makes you create a definition of the game, thus creating some form of paradox.
"The Collective Game made me create this."

the collective crusader 

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

The Collective Experience 

the best way to describe this is to take an authentic role playing video game that if you kill trillions of monsters in the game by then the Collective experience makes you a force to be reckon with. the strongest in that particular video game too bad you can't carry it on to the sequel and other video games and it really starts to get tedious after so many times of doing it. maybe why people only do one.
the Collective experience isn't ever seen as is....but a single thread a single paint brush of the grand design...