The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

The Charts Theorem by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

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off the charts

Adj. Extrodinarily out of the norm; beyond expectation; top of the line.

His new car was off the charts!

off the charts by kingborn360 August 7, 2006

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ramping up the charts

When a song is excessively climbing/topping a music hype or sales chart.

Usually used when promoting your own material to a wider audience.

-Oi mate, that tunage is flying high... sick...

-Yeah homie, that track is ramping up the charts!!!

ramping up the charts by strugglebrother July 9, 2012

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cbf levels are off the charts

when you really cant be fucked doing anything

Teacher: Today we start calculus
Student: No
Teacher: Whys that?
Student: my cbf levels are off the charts

cbf levels are off the charts by Pockyman48 September 9, 2021

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off the charts

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

off the charts by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

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Break The Charts

A dicky way of saying "Kill yourself". Mostly used on whites.
Google "Suicide death rates", find a ethnic group chart and look at it.

Guy 1: Ha, you got an D minus!
Guy 2: Fuck you, just break the charts

Break The Charts by GhostBlood May 12, 2016

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on the trend charts

A phrase that baby boomers say in attempt to make slang with Gen Z

Random grandparent: "Yo Jason, look at that acquired drip! That is so on the trend charts."
Jason: "what the hell"

on the trend charts by Tempp June 15, 2022

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