The Carpenters Roll 

Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.

G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?

The Carpenters Roll by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022

The Carpenters clutch 

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

The Carpenters clutch by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

the carpenters arms 

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"

the carpenters arms by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022

Have the carpenters in 

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.

Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.

Have the carpenters in by c10v3r August 22, 2011

The Carpenter's Level 

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.

Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.

The Carpenter's Level by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

Played the Carpenter 

Getting nailed biblical style.

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.

Played the Carpenter by FKTR September 25, 2010

the carpenter 

when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on

the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass

the carpenter by adrain barboza April 2, 2019