7 definitions by Alchemist657

The Carpenters Roll

Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.

G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?

by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022

Beyblading

When you insert an entire string of anal beads into you or your partners anus, and then swiftly pull them out. Preferably while shouting "Let 'Er Rip!"

I heard that Johnny is into beyblading, so I broke up with him

by Alchemist657 February 18, 2022

Utah Neighborhood Barbecue

Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.

By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.

Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.

Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood

Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway

by Alchemist657 March 5, 2022

The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose

Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!

by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020

the cuss word song

A song by Rusty Cage. The lyrics are as follows:
Ohhhh
Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Cocksucker
Pussy Asshole Cunt
Mother Fucking Dirty Whore
Shat onto my lunch
Piss Cunt Damn Bitch Suck My Dick
Jesus Harold Christ
Shit Bitch Cocksucker
Goddamn Motherfucker
Pussy Asshole Cunt

Mumkey: Now that this video is demonitized anyway, we can sing the Cuss Word Song!
Rusty: Oh really?
Mumkey: Do you remember the lyrics?
Rusty: Boy do I ever!

by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020

the cuss word song

A song by Rusty Cage. The lyrics are as follows:
Ohhhhh
Fuck shit bitch damn cocksucker
Pussy asshole cunt
Motherfucking dirty whore
Shat onto my lunch
Piss cunt damn bitch, suck my dick
Jesus Harold Christ
Shit bitch cocksucker
Goddamn motherfucker
Pussy asshole cunt!

Mumkey: Now we can sing the Cuss Word Song! Do you remember the lyrics?
Rusty: Boy do I ever!

by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020

Djent

|DƏ'jent|

Noun

Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-buh
Bam-bukah
Bam-buh
Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-ba
Bam-na
BUH NUH
Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-buh
Bam-bukah
Bam-buh
Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-bukah
Bam-ba
Bam-na
BUH NUH
Pickuh-Pukah
Pukah-Pukah
Uh-pick-up-a-pancake
I-picked-up-a-pancake
Uh-picka-picka
Pickuh-pukah
PWEEEEAAAH
Up-a-pancake
I-pick-up-a-pancake
Chigga-chigga
Ba-na-naaaaa
Ba-na-naaaaa
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-naaaaa
Ba-na-naaaaa
Ba-na-na
Djent
D-Djent
D-D-D-Djent
D-D-Djent
D-D-D
Djent-Djent
D-D-D
Djent-Djent
D-Djent
D-Djent
D-D-D-Djent
Duh
D-Djent
D-D-D
Djent-Djent

D-D-D
Djent-Djent
D-D-D
D-Djent

D-D-Djent
D-D-D
Djent
D-Djent
D-D-D
Djent-Djent
D-D-D-Djent
D-Djent
P-keng-keng-keng
P-keng-keng-keng-keng-K
Keng
P-keng-keng-keng
P-keng-keng-keng-keng-K
Keng
P-keng-keng-keng
P-keng-keng-keng-keng-K
Keng
P-keng-keng-keng
P-keng-keng-keng-keng-K
Keng
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRK
BRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKRKRKR
BRKRKRKR
BRK
Bu-puh-puh-kuh
Bu-puh-puh-kuh
Bu-puh
Puh-kuh
Buh-puh-puh
Buh-puh
Ta-Ticka-Ta
Buh-puh-puh-kuh
Buh-puh-puh-Kah
Tick-a
Tick-a
Tick-a-ti-ka-ka
Tick-a
Tick-a
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I love Meshuggah. Grandfatgers of Djent, I'll tell you hwat

by Alchemist657 March 6, 2022