A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.
by fartpoopshart April 11, 2011
Get the the butt johnsonmug. the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.
PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"
PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!
PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!
PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!
PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!
by upthebuttjohnson July 19, 2012
Get the up the butt johnsonmug.