Dick the Bruiser 

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.

Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.

Dick the Bruiser by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

Billy the bruiser

Billy the bruiser

Aka billy kelly an absolute rebel apart of the latchford lot , known for the absolute crimes that he had committed one devious one was when picked someone’s bike up and launched across the field , hitting a poor innocent old lady on the head and putting her in critical condition, his main lad known as “max don’t pay tax” who has been involved in 12 organised bombing and Vehicular homicide, One famous quote of billy Kelly’s is “TAKE THAT BACK!”

There’s billy the bruiser watch out he might get max the side kick on ussssss watch out

Billy the bruiser by Ihatebillykelly November 3, 2019

The bruise

To bruise a girl with your penis.

1 "Hey man what did you do last night"
2 "I did, "the bruise""

The bruise by Cptneo January 12, 2009

Bruised the porcelin 

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

Bruised the porcelin by jimbobf June 29, 2011

Bruised the toilet 

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

Bruised the toilet by lewdog07 February 18, 2010