The Blackhole Theory

The theory that states; if a large mass of Africans are in one area at a given time the mass is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it's colossal force.

Boy 1: I'm on my way to your house. What street do you live on?
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.

The Blackhole Theory by Their Savior January 16, 2012

Warpspeeding in the Blackhole

When a white guy has butt sex with a black girl in space at zero gravity.

I was warpspeeding in the blackhole when the outer hatch seal blew.

Warpspeeding in the Blackhole by Jam bones February 9, 2008

The Black Hole

The act of bending over and revealing your asshole to someone.. by simply "mooning" them and spreading the butt checks.

I walked outside and saw mike spreading his butt checks and revealing "the black hole".

The Black Hole by DiabeticMike October 14, 2009

the black hole

When a male or female gets their anus plunged by cocks and then you drop an object in the anus and it appears to be non existent.

Linda Kon got her asshole fucked by 5 black guys. Then one of the guys dropped a marble down her poop-shoot and it dissappeared into the black hole.

the black hole by The Konnie December 25, 2009

the backhoe 

Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.

Mary Jane didn't talk to me for a week after I backhoed her the last time we went camping.

the backhoe by Freebird September 16, 2003

The Black Hole

The space between the front seats in your car, and the E-Break/Shift Nob. The place where all things good in this world dissapear.

person1:"hey, looking for a place to stash that murder weapon."

person2:"yeah, ya know places are becoming harder to find these days...<_<...>_>...i mean...no, what murder weapon...*points* Look at the kitty!!!

person1:"0o0o0o0o kiiiitttyyyyy..."

person2:*stuffs it down the black hole in between the seats*

person1:"...wait...heeeeey"

The Black Hole by espionage December 9, 2008

The Backhoe 

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.

My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.

The Backhoe by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024