mon the biff 

"Mon" is "come on" in Scottish. "The Biff" is what fans call the Scottish rock band "Biffy Clyro". Mon the biff therefor means something like "Come on Biffy Clyro". Fans scream this at concerts just before the show and in between songs.

Mon the Biff

mon the biff by TheLastCrusade October 31, 2013

bring back the biff 

To promote and encourage the punch up or biff back to Rugby League.

Reg yells at the tv, "Bring Back the Biff!"

Steph shouted excitedly, "Crocker's bringing back the biff!!"

bring back the biff by soandso November 10, 2008

bring back the biff 

To promote and encourage the punch up or biff back to Rugby League.

Used by the Rugby League legend Reg Reagan (nephew to Ronald Reagan) and is a regular character on The NRL Footy Show.

Reg yells at the tv "Bring Back the Biff!"

Rugby League commentator Ray 'Rabbits' Warren states, "Crocker's bringing back the biff!"

bring back the biff by soandso July 26, 2008

Bring back the biff 

A reference to the unwarranted removal of section 59 of the New Zealand Crimes Act, making it illegal to smack your children. Bring back the biff refers to many kiwi mums and dads lamenting the removal of their right to discipline their children.

Father to Mother following their spawn showing them absolute disrespect and being unable to do anything about it. "k'nell love, the cheeky little shit. We need to bring back the biff"

"Cheese boy, I would chust love to give you the Chandal. If only the Covernment would chust Bring back the biff"

Bring back the biff by winkelTossa March 23, 2019

What the biff Richard 

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

What the biff Richard by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Sniff the Biff

When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”

“Mate this biff is out man!”

“Nah mate just sniff the biff!”

Sniff the Biff by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020

Biff the Stiff 

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

Biff the Stiff by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010