The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

Coco the Beever Boy 

An unemployed clown who can no longer afford clown make-up. Spends his days and nights playing scrabble on the internet. He only wears football shirts and shell-suits.

Who's the guy with the clown face and curly hair?

That'll be Coco the Beever boy.

Coco the Beever Boy by Brian Armadillo October 11, 2006

Bop on the beezer 

To hit someone on the nose !

If you're not careful I'll give you a bop on the beezer.

Bop on the beezer by beebop23 May 20, 2010

the beeper 

On house arrest , Ankle monitor

“Come over”
“I can’t, i’m still on the beeper pussy”

the beeper by mindyabuisnesspuss January 23, 2019

The Beamer

When she calls you racial slurs as she pegs you in the ass.

“Hey what you do last night?” “Oh I did the Beamer last night”

The Beamer by BigNig81 June 3, 2023

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024

Beamer the size of china 

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!

Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.

Beamer the size of china by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011