The Army You Have 

The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops.

"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004

The Army You Have by Tom Anderson December 9, 2004

The army way 

There is a right way, a wrong way, and the "army way" which yields the same results as the wrong way, but takes much much longer.

We're supposed to get a better rifle next year, but they're doing it the army way, so we'll have to wait four years to get a shittier one.

The army way by been there…. July 18, 2012

Fuck the Army

Something said by soldiers who are sick of putting up with BS in the army

"Hey SPC Smelly, we're going to need you to do ACQ this weekend"

"Again? This is the fifth time this month. Fuck the Army"

"SGT Smitty, this will be your fifth time deploying and you will miss your child being born for the third time."

"FTA"

Fuck the Army by dvlkhbadljfnv December 27, 2011

Me dad's in the army 

A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.

Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.

(A)

Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"

- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)

(B)

Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"

Me dad's in the army by Jayboy_Evo January 25, 2008

Are You In The Army? 

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

Are You In The Army? by Dave November 4, 2004

Sending out the army 

Slang for Masturbation

Hey bitch, get back here so i can start sending out the army!

Sending out the army by Lil Chute June 15, 2010

the hole of the ass of the army 

army sergeant who breaks up on facebook because he has the balls to fight for his country but not be a gentleman; also talks to many girls at the same time in different area codes because who knows when you could be stationed in THAT area; disguises himself as man of your dreams, but will rob you of your dignity blindly; was too fat to be in the marines, too stupid to be in the navy, and too blind to be in the air force

he was the hole of the ass of the army, and he thought he could have his cake and eat it too.

the hole of the ass of the army by getapiece December 12, 2009