The Airport Effect 

The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.

Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.

James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:

James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"

Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."

The Airport Effect by Business Select March 22, 2012

Circling the Airport 

Northern Irish. A condition of extreme inebriation brought about by taking in copious volumes of drugs and/or alcohol. Typified by sitting in the corner drooling, and while essentially conscious, certainly incapable of any kind of meaningful human interaction.

"What about Doherty over there, is he alright?"

"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."

Circling the Airport by davymid May 11, 2010

Drop the dog off at the airport 

The act of digging a shallow grave with the intent of burying your poor Fantrax performances

Another loss. I've got to drop the dog off at the airport

Drop the dog off at the airport by vsfunited January 28, 2021

Leave the donkey at the airport 

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

Leave the donkey at the airport by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010

a ride to the airport 

to get a blowjob

i asked where phil and michaela were. somebody said they left work cause she was going to give him a ride to the airport

a ride to the airport by dirty dynamite May 14, 2011

Ring Around The Airport 

When you drive around an airport in circles trying to find the gate you are going to or picking someone up from. Esp. in large airports i.e. Denver International Airport or the airport of Phoenix, AZ.

When going to a large airport, many patrons play ring around the airport trying to find their gate.

Ring Around The Airport by ValhallaUSMC February 23, 2009

at the airport teminal 

the planes are landing

at the airport teminal the planes are landing

at the airport teminal by riley333344566 April 13, 2021