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A form of road head in which a female is performing oral sex while a male subject is driving a vehicle receiving. The driver then proceeds to a known area with a pot hole and proceeds to finish/cum in the girls mouth exactly the moment he hits the pot hole. This in turn shoots up and out the females nose, as you would when milk comes out your nose, creating two white streams of semen dripping from the nasal cavities, in turn creating the illusion of two ivory tusks protruding from the face, hence; "The Walrus". This requires great planning and timing.
Oh man, I was totally gettin' road head last night and I hit a pot hole, gave her the walrus...
by dtaylor1000 April 18, 2011
 
9.
After spunking in a girl's mouth, pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.
"That bitch never even saw the walrus coming."
by Long Island August 13, 2004
 
10.
The walrus is a man of infinite knowledge. He has many friends and helps people with any problems with questions. He will do anything for anybody. He is an awesome person, a true champion of men.
You must talk to the walrus
by yoyoyotokyo September 01, 2011
 
11.
This is an advanced sex move where one ejaculates in the back of their partner’s mouth than immediately karate chops them in the throat Danny Larusso style(aka the Ralph). This causes the released semen to squirt violently out of the partner’s nose resembling a Walrus.
I gave her the Walrus on the first date. This was also the last.
by The Sauce Man February 05, 2011
 
12.
He used to be the head editor of the website www.liquidgeneration.com, a comedy website.
The Walrus was so cool, man, it's too bad he left LG.
by Athena Kay April 17, 2004
 
13.
Something that is stupid and hilarious at the same time; something whose funniness actually stems from its very stupidity.
The movie "Kung Pow Enter The Fist" is the walrus.
by Kleenexwoman November 18, 2003