mayflowered

A practical joke with serious consequences. Coined by MisterFantasmo.

Why do I feel ill?" "You got mayflowered!" "What?" "I put poison in your coffee.

by LoyalNugget May 30, 2011

Mayflower

When person 1 walks up to person 2 and says they're going to do something to person 2, but person 2 doesnt beleive them, then person 1 actually does it. then person 1 says "MAYFLOWER *cuss word*"

Person 1: Hey, i'm gonna knock your water bottle off the table

Person 2: hahah, alright whatever. <--doesnt think he's being serious

*person 1 knocks off water bottle*

Person 1: MAYFLOWER MUTHA FUCKER.

by lolcatfish May 28, 2011

Mayflowered

The act of pounding someone in sales like the mayflower did with the Indians

He just got mayflowered

by Apelife September 2, 2021

Mayflower

Word to describe a butt of nice or large proportion. Because the mayflower feed all the people and has been talked about for years.

That girl hbressler15 has a mayflower.

by Ajswls August 20, 2013

The Mayflower

Name of the famous ship that landed at Plymouth Massachusetts

If you cant tell me in what year The Mayflower landed, you may have, well, a history problem

by Sexydimma October 8, 2020

Mayflower Mentality

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two

“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”

by maxandbeo March 23, 2018

Reverse Mayflower

When the sex is so bad, she becomes a virgin again.

Girl, I slept with David last night and it was so bad that he reverse mayflowered me.

by ketaminebaby August 27, 2022