dance the hempen jig
dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005
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Doing the Hemingway
Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.
Doing the Hemingway by Jim Witness September 5, 2010
hob knobbin the hemoglobbin
placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.
when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
hob knobbin the hemoglobbin by Frank da tank August 22, 2006
The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way)
Noun: A word to describe the action of shooting oneself with a shotgun, inherently ending his or her life, in order to escape life's pressures; named for Ernest Hemingway, who did the very same thing.
"Dude, you got an "F" on your English test? Dang, you should totally go The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way).
The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way) by BerrySnaps December 23, 2008
The Heming-way
To blast one's head off with a shotgun, similar to the author Ernest Hemingway's preferred choice of suicide.
John's girlfriend broke up with him. Rather than move on like any normal person would do, he decided he couldn't live anymore without her and went the Heming-way.
The Heming-way by Eustace McCleach April 3, 2009
The Hemopheliac Lobster
(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.
The Hemopheliac Lobster
The Hemopheliac Lobster by The Big Fig September 19, 2009