by Kaylolo123 April 21, 2019
A guy that has a boner, grabs his dick with both hands, and runs around acting like he's flying on a broom.
Guy: *sprints past a group of people with hands on his dick singing the witch theme from the Wizard of Oz"
Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"
Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"
by Opticaltoxin March 27, 2015
/wɪtʃ/
noun
1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;
• nature
• astrology
• holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
• talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
• human rights
• animals
witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.
noun
2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.
noun
1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;
• nature
• astrology
• holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
• talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
• human rights
• animals
witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.
noun
2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.
by mediocre_gal_s August 6, 2020
Something that is made of wood and floats in water. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the "witch" weighs the same as a duck, which also floats in water. Since witches are made of wood, which floats on water, the witch would have to float like a duck. Therefore they would weigh the same, making her a witch.
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!
Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!
Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!
by the real master of puppets July 20, 2009
Witch, n. A properly trained and initiated Priest or Priestess of The Old Religion. From Old English wit or wic which means witty, wise or intelligent, or alternatively to bend or to shape, and related to wit, wicked, wicker, wizard.
Witches learn and pass down old magical arts such as contacting departed spirits, working the weather, and reading the signs.
Witches learn and pass down old magical arts such as contacting departed spirits, working the weather, and reading the signs.
by Bob Knows October 7, 2009
Someone who uses herbs like sage or lavander to make potions for spells and uses a wax melter as a cauldron like i do. Generally to benefit herself or others.
by Vampira Andres October 22, 2018
1) Any person engaged in or practicing the varied Magickal Arts of Witchcraft.
2) A term commonly misused in a derogatory manner, referring back to the time of the Witch-Craze.
2) A term commonly misused in a derogatory manner, referring back to the time of the Witch-Craze.
1) "Scott Cunningham was a Wiccan Author and self-proclaimed Witch."
2) "That girl in class is such a witch for doing that thing that time with so-and-so!"
2) "That girl in class is such a witch for doing that thing that time with so-and-so!"
by Brother Pigeon May 26, 2004