DEFINITION: A person who does not live in a coastal community, lives inland, but does visit the coast on occassion. Most often used to describe such a person when they are on the beach, or a tourist (also see kook or barney).
IDENTIFICATION AND USAGE: Valleys usually stick out like a sore thumb. Sometimes they wear hawaiian shirts or other clothes they think a surfer would wear (but no surfer wears that kind of poser stuff so they stick out). If you see someone littering on the beach, chances are it's a valley. Old people and people that have their crap together usually don't get labeled 'valley' even if they are from out of town. The term is usually only used to describe meatheads or gangsters with their bimbo girlfriends sitting around their boombox listening to atrocious valley music and boogie boarding. However, if you fit the description of kook, and are from the valley, you are definately a valley, no matter how nice you are. On occassion, the term can be used against an entire family, but only if the dad is a maggot, the wife is a bimbo, and the kids are total brats. However, young children are usually are exempt. If you see someone being rescued by a lifeguard, or if the coast guard helicopter has to come and save someone, it's usually to pick up some valley. Most locals can either swim or know better.
IDENTIFICATION AND USAGE: Valleys usually stick out like a sore thumb. Sometimes they wear hawaiian shirts or other clothes they think a surfer would wear (but no surfer wears that kind of poser stuff so they stick out). If you see someone littering on the beach, chances are it's a valley. Old people and people that have their crap together usually don't get labeled 'valley' even if they are from out of town. The term is usually only used to describe meatheads or gangsters with their bimbo girlfriends sitting around their boombox listening to atrocious valley music and boogie boarding. However, if you fit the description of kook, and are from the valley, you are definately a valley, no matter how nice you are. On occassion, the term can be used against an entire family, but only if the dad is a maggot, the wife is a bimbo, and the kids are total brats. However, young children are usually are exempt. If you see someone being rescued by a lifeguard, or if the coast guard helicopter has to come and save someone, it's usually to pick up some valley. Most locals can either swim or know better.
When I was surfing today there were so many valleys in my way trying to boogie board I decided to come in and go home before I lost it and kicked someone's ass.
by not a valley July 1, 2004
The Valley (Fortitude Valley) in inner-city Brisbane contains a high percentage of Brisbanes clubs and pubs, homeless persons and drug scene. Particularly on Friday and Saturday nights, the Valley is populated with clubbers both young and old, either hitting the piss or possibly more illicit drugs in the hard dance clubs. During the day, the Valley is home to most of Brisbanes homeless population, busling with life in its multitude of boutique clothing stores and chinese food shops.
Trent thought he could gain access to a Valley club early sunday morning. In his intoxicated state howerver, he was unfortunately beaten and subsequently rolled by a bouncer who took his money and his dignity.
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
An extremely stupid, dense, slow, close minded person with no handle on reality or the basics of human interaction.
by htaedfororreteht September 4, 2007
Area between the Malahat and Langford, in Victoria, BC, Canada. The area has a bylawy that prohibits giraffes. Home to the 2004 World Series of Poker Main Event Ladies Champion
by Taylor Holmwood February 2, 2007
A response similar to dope or radical. To show excitement in response to what someone just told you.
Clay: Just scooped up a sweet deal on a new computer monitor on prime day.
Blake: Bro, that's valley as fuck.
Blake: Bro, that's valley as fuck.
by Balahkay October 16, 2020
The area located in northern Delaware where every marijuana smoking teenager with a car or five dollars goes to smoke a blunt/joint/and even in some cases, pieces. Located in between Hockessin, Greenville, and 202, and even extends into parts of PA. It is very woodsy, secluded, scenic, and the roads are windy which makes driving on its roads fun and enjoyable to be high on. The smell of marijuana and the sound of shitty sound systems are always present in the valley.
by Valley rider December 16, 2011
The smooth curve that forms as a girl is lying on her side.
The line starts at her hips, flows down to her tiny 22-24" waist, then back up to the sides of her boobs, where her arm meets her torso.
The Valley is then the height difference usually from hip to waist, the bigger the difference, the bigger the valley the girl has.
Asian girls typically have very "shallow" valleys. But this is okay because they have tiny SIZE 1 hips.
See also The Gap and The Bridge to learn about other exciting female attributes
The line starts at her hips, flows down to her tiny 22-24" waist, then back up to the sides of her boobs, where her arm meets her torso.
The Valley is then the height difference usually from hip to waist, the bigger the difference, the bigger the valley the girl has.
Asian girls typically have very "shallow" valleys. But this is okay because they have tiny SIZE 1 hips.
See also The Gap and The Bridge to learn about other exciting female attributes
"Dude, did you see the valley on that girl?!!"
"Yes dude, it makes me want to go riding in the mountains....up the hills and down in the valley."
"Yes dude, it makes me want to go riding in the mountains....up the hills and down in the valley."
by Fireball 53 July 28, 2009