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The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
by omg i am wtf uber November 3, 2006
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A flea is someone who is annoying and wont go away. Like a flea to a dog, such a person will continue their ways, unswayed by what you say.
>> Beat it, flea.
>> Trent you are a flea, beat it!
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
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A rice beater is an imported car (usually from japan) which usually has only 4 cylinders and possibly a turbo to make it slightly quicker. The origin of the word comes due to the fact that: a) asians eat rice, b) the car is economical on fuel and c) although not tested, most believe the car itself could run solely on rice. In recent years, Australia has seen a massive increase in popularity of the rice beater, due to there cheap purchase price, ability to modify, and there reasonable power output.
Man I went for a cruise down to the goldie yesterday and there were so many rice beaters on the highway. Why dont those stains get a real mans car like a clubsport or a XR8.
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
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A Clubsport is remake of the popular family car the Holden Commodore by HSV (Holden Special Vehicles). The latest addition to the clubsport model (The R8) boasts a 6.0 litre V8 gen 4 supercharged engine delivery over 307kw of brutal power. Combining the engine with a 6-speed transmission, all leather interior, racing body kit and sports tuned braking and suspension, the HSV Clubsport is one mother of an automobile.
Holy shit that is one mutha fucking sweet clubsport bro.
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
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sean, after a uber dai of leet cs pwnage lets order some pizz0r
by omg i am wtf uber October 1, 2006
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Term used to describe homosexual intercourse.
Trent often partakes in backdoor shenanigans with as many men as he can find.
by omg i am wtf uber November 5, 2006
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The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!

Leet speak version for a popular internet catch phrase "The whistles go wooo woooo" (sound of a whistler tip on a car) by overnight star Bubb Rubb.
>>> "The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!"
by omg i am wtf uber September 17, 2007
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