by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.
by Jova nov January 24, 2012
Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
by Bestie420 July 22, 2022
While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.
Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!
by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 10, 2018
by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014
by Bobbetr January 24, 2017
Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.
Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.
by Taint Magee March 24, 2018