When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
by Lacrosse05 October 18, 2007
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a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
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the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)
person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin
by flayie June 27, 2023
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Gets more reboots then people change socks
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died
by God among us October 15, 2020
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A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.
"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017
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When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'
by OCSWA December 10, 2010
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when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone
man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man
by major woody November 18, 2006
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