a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.
Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"
by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010
Dan: hey Chloe would you like to take a trip to semple street with me
Chloe: I thought you would never ask, I will go get the lube
Chloe: I thought you would never ask, I will go get the lube
by dr.anal February 22, 2018
by George Foramen May 24, 2009
When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.
Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
by Minitru December 3, 2018
by SkelatalChild May 24, 2018
The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.
by SneakySteve December 17, 2018
by 4832 August 30, 2018